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animal-factbook:

Using a fake ID to get into the club

Hunchback of Notre Dame pitch meeting

neilnevins:

“I’m talking SEXUAL LUST. I’m talking GENOCIDE. I’m talking heavy RELIGIOUS OVERTONES. also there’s gonna be a George Costanza gargoyle for the kiddos”

dianadethemyscira:

Diana + modern clothing

Bonus:

image

propheticfire:

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

chittychittycoco:

blondetrash:

bohoindie:

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

partnership not ownership

Reblog until I die